Jack is gone

Jack is haunting for you now.

He reviewed every request. He knows exactly where to go.

Who Jack Is Haunting For

Matthew

Please mercilessly haunt any executive assistant who sends large groups of people solemn emails in Comic Sans.
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Catherine

Vin Diesel, constantly. And all of your Fast Family at the screening of Fast Forever when it theoretically arrives in 2028.
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Dena

Any homeowner friend who neglects to set or attend to calendar reminders to do basic shit like change the furnace filter. (We currently call these "Jack Alerts"…
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Rocketlass

The third booth in on the right side of the pub at UChicago, anytime toilet fries appear on the table.
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Jessica

Whenever a true Yinzer successfully makes it up Canton Avenue, Dornbush Street, Boustead Street, or Rialto Street during active snowfall, I need you to appear a…
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Rocketlass

Daily at 9:21 am ET, anyone eating a spicy hot dog in the borough of Manhattan. https://flic.kr/p/eqSjyq
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froboy

Dre, any time he threatens to return a piece of furniture for the third time.
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Dena

Jack: please haunt ME, any time I play a dirty record on the gorgeous Audio-Technica turntable I acquired from you. Haunting to be in the form of a voice coming…
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Anonymous

Whenever John Mohr plays a show, you appear to heckle him from the audience with random requests from bands he hates.
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Ellen

I want to hear your laugh every time a Pittsburgian accent is uttered in my presence
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cornelia

if the RC request is too much because the Big Man/Holy Spirit is watching you: when ever I see someone walking a dog, I need you to whisper/text/indicate on a n…
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Brenda

Please haunt any developer who puts an unnecessary aria label on something just "because accessibility"
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Testing

Jack, can you hear me?
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Matthew

Any woman who resembles Secretary John Kerry.
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Matthew

Please haunt any person whose last name sounds like a warehouse store.
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Jessica

Whenever the Nobel Prize winners are announced and someone from UChicago makes the list, I need you to appear in the shadows of their room like an academic cryp…
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Lucy

Stella would love a haunt! She takes great interest in the things not seen by humans. Plus she loved sitting next to you! xoxo
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cornelia

i’d like you to appear anytime I am at a Roman Catholic Church, school, or cafeteria. You can just send text messages to my phone and make the usual comments.
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